I spent it being sick!
Happy Valentines Day!
On February 14th
All across the globe
People are celebrating
A holiday alone.
And if you're one of those
Sad alone few
I have a short message
I wrote just for you.
Valentines comes once a year
And all the couples give a cheer
And all the singles get stuck at work
Listening to some lonely jerk
Prattle on about how back in his day
He was a stud and could always get laid
And now your stuck waiting in line
To buy a porno, vaseline and wine
Your dinner for one reservation
Was cancelled by your own dalmatian
Even at home your a loser
So you might as well become a boozer
And as you lay in bed tonight
Remember, you have 364 days to get it right
For next year!
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