Many ways to die

I'm currently writing a horror script so my mind is set on thinking of gruesome and morbid things. Like how many ways can someone be killed?

Or how can you hide bloodstains?



The many ways to kill someone

The villain has to be villainous.
He has to have tools of death.
He has to have ways to kill you
And labour your last breath

He can slit your throat or lop off your head
Or perhaps slow asphyxiation?
Maybe he'll run you down with his car
Or just good ole' evisceration.

A bullet or two will do the trick
But that's rather anti-climatic.
Or he could always chop you up
And keep your pieces in the attic.

Pins and needles and all sorts of drugs
Can bring you to his lair
But finishing you off with a syringe
Just lacks a certain flair.

Sometimes it calls for bludgeoning
Any dull tool will do.
Perhaps starvation is what he thinks
Is just right for you.

Sometimes torture and death traps
Will be what does you in.
Just be happy you'll be dead
When he drapes himself in your skin.