Mass Effect 2

I finished playing Mass Effect 2 today. I got myself all set for Mass 3! I can't wait for it to come out!

So I wrote a poem about it. Ok, I admit. I'm not super proud of that...

Warning: Copious Amounts of Geekiness!



I started a fem Shep three years ago
Her second play through was rather slow.
He class was a rifle wielding adept
And everyone's lives she kept.
She saved Eden Prime and Feros
Noveria, Virmire, and Ilos.
The conduit helped her stop Saren
And promoted Captain Anderson
But the Reaper threat loomed
And action Resumed
The Collecters attacked
And Normandy was scrapped.

Cerberus brought Shep back from the dead
To fight the Collecter threat they all dread
With Miranda and Jacob she recruited a team
Everyone knew the battle was upstream
Garrus and Jack, Mordin and Grunt,
With Zaeed and Kusmi she resumed her hunt.
On Freedom's Progress, Kaiden was a dick
But fem Shep let it slide cause she's a cool chick.
Samara, Thane and Tali all joined her team
She didn't find use for that Collecter Beam
Loyalty mission's for all of her crew
Activate Legion and help it out too.
Saved all her crew from the Collecter base
The Reapers are coming from dark space
For now the Galaxy is free
I'm ready to play Mass Effect 3!