Way back when I started this blog I didn't know about Short Story Ideas.com and I was forced to come up with my own stories. It gave me some disasters and some gems, like the one about Jacob the Hipster.
Anyway, today I wrote a short similar to the Jacob the Hipster one.
Hope you enjoy it!
My Room mate Raven
I had a weird roommate named Raven O'Night. Said she rejected the name "The System" gave her. She was a pretty shitty roommate. She never did the dishes and was always late with the rent. Other than that she gave me my space and respected my privacy, so I guess she was ok.
She was the kinda chick that always wore cameo and shaved her hair off. Rejecting social conventions of what's "attractive" she'd say. She'd say it even while she was painting her toenails.
I never understood Raven.
One day I got a text from her while at work. She said I needed come home immediately, there was an emergency. I struck a deal with my boss to stay late on the weekend and headed back to the apartment fearing the worst. I thought maybe there was a fire, we got robbed or something.
I rushed into the apartment and Raven was on the couch with her friend, Julia. She asked "Does having an iPhone make me a part of the system?"
Raven was an idiot.
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