A short free verse for the double dip. I have a lot to do still...
I'd have a beer with friends
If I weren't so broke or busy.
You're mistaken about the song;
"There's no sex in the champagne room"
Isn't entirely accurate.
All your accents are confusing
And you won't shut up.
Please stop telling people you know me
And don't call it my "lack of sex."
Just because I like a clean home,
doesn't mean other men don't.
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